Surprise! It's A Wooden…Penis?

I can't believe what I heard. A wooden penis. Attached to a car! Okay, here's the story. Someone (not naming names!) attached a wooden penis to an activist's car. Did I forget to mention that said activist is against Putin? Well, she is. She actually found it funny, and laughed out loud. Something tells me Putin had everything to do with it…

Feature Olympian (Patrick Chan)

Today's Olympian is Patrick Chan. Also known as Chan Wai-Kuan, he is only 23 years old. He won bronze in the 2012 Cup Of Russia.

Sochi 2014

Today, as posted, I write my special blog post about Sochi 2014. Events included are as follows: alpine skiing, biathlon, bobsleigh, cross country, curling, figure skating, freestyle skiing, ice hockey, luge, Nordic combined, short track, skeleton, ski jumping, snowboard and speed skating. From what I have heard, Sochi 2014 is already underway. Daily I will be checking for scores and other stats. Each day I will post about a different Olympian. Scores will look like this: (1.23 mins, Patrick Chan (US)).
Good luck to all athletes!

Thought You Should Know…

Just letting you know that you should be able to comment now.

Are You Ready? Sochi 2014 Is Only One Day Away!

If you haven't already heard, tomorrow I will write a blog post dedicated to Sochi 2014. Speaking of which, Russia may not be quite ready for the Olympics. For one, a reporter said that her wifi was dangling from the walls on wires. It's going to be wireless, alright! And another told about instructions for toilets. Can you believe it? Good luck to all athletes.

It Might Really Happen…

We may just be getting further. Yesterday, representatives from Russia and the West held a meeting about Ukraine. They say we could be much closer to experiencing the Soviet Union again. Just 4 more days, and the day before Sochi there will be a special blog post commemorating Sochi 2014!

The Soviet Union-The Sequel?

This really needs to be stopped from happening again. Some fear Ukraine may go back to its Soviet past. To put it frankly, do we really need the KGB back? If we don't stop them, we could basically say   'bye-bye' to the Russian Federation and 'hello' to the Soviet Union. Anyway, 9 more days till Sochi.

Getting Down To Things, Finally

As Sochi approaches quickly, I have some concerns to express. First, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but do you actually think that you can really make Sochi more secure with 30,000 guards? Good luck! Next, I wonder why in the world would anyone want to literally blow up Sochi? I have no clue. Anyways, I have a little contest for you. I would like you to come up with a blog post topic related to Russia. Comment here with suggestions. Oh, and 10 more days!

The "Black Widow"

Well, cat's out of the bag. At least for a certain Islamic widow. This widow is accused of planning a terrorist attack on Sochi. What else is new? 14 more days!

Important-You Must Read This

Look. Don't go to Sochi. Islamic militants have threatened to bomb the Olympics. 17 days left.

Computerized History

Ever wonder why are there so many Russian programmers? Simple. For one thing, the only reason we even HAVE computers today is because of the so-called "space race". Which brings us to the Cold War. Don't get me started. 20 days left till Sochi…

24 Days…

Not much today. 24 days till Sochi…

Potential Sochi Bombing!

Last night I learned that the Russian police detained 5 Islamic militants, in a small community north of Sochi. They allegedly defused a bomb. 25 days till Sochi!

Putin Meme Of The Month (January 2014)

Here is the first ever Putin Meme Of The Month!http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/33219979

What's New Pussy Riot?

Honestly, I can't believe I'm saying this, but for once I just don't agree with Vladimir Putin. Or Dmitry Medvedev. Earth to Putin…why in the WORLD did you let Pussy Riot go free? Have you heard of there songs? 

Oh Yeah, And One Thing You Should Never Say In Front Of Russians

Here is one thing you should never say to a Russian…(Fuck you, Russia.) Oh, and by the way, especially not you-know-who (I mean Vladimir Putin!). Or should you? 29 days till Sochi…

This Is Big…Really Big!

Apparently, Russia is going to have the biggest security deployment in Olympic history. 30,000 armed security guards will be deployed at Sochi. This is against Islamic militants. By the way, 1 month till Sochi!

Countdown Begins Tomorrow

Just so you know, Sochi's countdown begins tomorrow!

Bombings In Russia

Chances are by now you have heard about the bombings in Russia. Me, I believe that Chechnya is to blame. Look at other examples. The Boston Marathon bombing. (Really? Why did you do that?)

Countdown To Sochi 2014

Sochi is almost here, and I am ready for it. During Sochi, do not be surprised if there is more than one post a day.